Thread Starter: Greetings and Salutations from Rury Mason!

Date Joined: May 5, 2011

Experience: Beginner

Age: 32

Posts: 4

Good Day PokerFarmers and Farmettes! Just wanted to say an official "YO" to every one of you delightful people here at the PF forum! I'll be enjoying your e-banter as well as throwing my own twa cents into the well of digital chat - Looking forward to shooting the shit with one and all :)

For those of you who have ZERO fucking idea who I am (I don't blame you), I may be more "known" as 1 of two characters: A: That annoying dick who was tossed into a swimming pool by the ever charming, if a little dangerous, Daniel Negreanu. B: That awful beast of a man that assumed the roll of Chris Olaafson, the world's numero uno poker talent and mentor. Aside from these more attention-hogging exploits I've also worked for many years as a videographer, interviewer and professional drinker at many of the PStars events around the world and, more importantly perhaps, was almost (and I mean fucking almost) selected for the Scottish Gymnastics Squad in 1994. I've done other things too like eat, sleep, do the toilet and put my penis near women. You heard me. "Near".

If any of y'all feel like shooting the shit or just giving me horrific abuse... please. Let's bond, make friends, and NEVER be friends on Facebook. That site was created and coded by Satan herself.

Toodle-pip!

reply #1

Date Joined: March 7, 2011

Experience: Advanced

Age: 40

Posts: 39

there goes the neighbourhood :p

wish you had done more of the olaaffson stuff as it really was my sense of humour. i think we shared many similar hobbies away from the tables as well ( near is not what ive heard lol ). pokerfarm could be getting a lot more lively if you gonna be working with them and cant wait to read some blogs

reply #2

Date Joined: Feb. 23, 2011

Experience: Advanced

Age: 31

Posts: 52

Welcome Rury old chap. Look forward to hearing some of your stories, and can't wait to see the Vegas exploits. You do realise you're fast becoming the Jeremy Beadle of Poker?

reply #3

Date Joined: Dec. 20, 2010

Experience: Advanced

Age: 24

Posts: 128

"doyle brunson told me you were an asshole"  - magic

 

welcome

reply #4

Date Joined: May 5, 2011

Experience: Beginner

Age: 32

Posts: 4

Yeah, Olaafson was pretty fun. I'd like to do something like that again some day. Bigger budget, the whole 9 yards... There's tons of scope for stuff like that for sure. We'll be doing some pretty exciting character comedy this year in Vegas plus some all-round daft sh*t so hope you enjoy! Time to crank it up a notch...

reply #5

Date Joined: May 5, 2011

Experience: Beginner

Age: 32

Posts: 4

The Jeremy Beadle of Poker! Yes! I saw myself more like the Gary Glitter of Poker but I think that's much more fitting!! All I have to do to cement my new image as Beadle's air is shrink one of my hands down by 50% and get yellow teeth! Nothing a microwave and 800 ciggies won't sort! Whoopee!