Friends and colleagues of the former WSOP champion have stepped forward to say that Chris Moneymaker, 32, is less capable in his day to day activities than his own wrist watch. Greg Raymer has worked along-side Moneymaker for the past four years: “It’s sad to see someone get outperformed by their own watch, but there’s no denying that this watch has about three times as many features as Chris.”
The watch, a Suunto Vector, was a Christmas gift from his parents, and delivers flawless precision and style, standing in sharp contrast to Moneymaker; a man with neither a scratch proof face, nor the ability to withstand a depth of 100 feet underwater.
